i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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