she sounds like chewbacca in bed
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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