Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
PANTIES FOUND
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