in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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