He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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