too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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