make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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