yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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