Fine. I'll sleep in my office
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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