Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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