in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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