do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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