Nicole vs. Life
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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