You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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