BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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