yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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