Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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