If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
