Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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