What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
