he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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