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Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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