I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think people are normalizing furries
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