on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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