in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
