Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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