so that wasnt chicken after all
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Actions speak louder than pants.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
