Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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