They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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