did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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