I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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