she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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