Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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