So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I love you. Go after that dick
All the doctor said was why
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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