Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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