I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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