another moral hangover. fuck.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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