Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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