Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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