I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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