very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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