it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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