went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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