brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER