I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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