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• (818): View more from California

  Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day

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• (914): View more from New York

  i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.

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• (707): View more from California

  she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS

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  I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  If those panties could talk.

  (407): View more from Florida

  "Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."

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• (315): View more from New York

  I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now

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