Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(540): View more from Virginia

ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My ATM looks so different sober.

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(509): View more from Washington

This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.

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(585): View more from New York

Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...

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