No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We got so high we made milksteak
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...