I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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