I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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