what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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