so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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