Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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