I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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