also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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