i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
