In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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