New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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