I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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