Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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