Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
How did I end up in the pool?!
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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