Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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