why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think my moral compass just broke
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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